1. did-you-kno:

Someone invented a Legless Pirate Corkscrew to enhance the awesomeness of your drinking experience. Source

    did-you-kno:

    Someone invented a Legless Pirate Corkscrew to enhance the awesomeness of your drinking experience. Source

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  2. ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

    ultrafacts:

    Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

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  3. consultingaytective:

BOWIE KNOWS TOO MUCH

    consultingaytective:

    BOWIE KNOWS TOO MUCH

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  4. gnarly:

    When you go to someones house for the first time and you sit there like

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  5. klaatu:

Mac N Cheese Pizza

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    Mac N Cheese Pizza

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  6. harrypotterconfessions:

    14littlejazcicles:

    cloaga:

    Slytherin wasn’t the only founder to leave a concealed chamber at Hogwarts— before her death, Helga Huffelpuff created a secret room which would help all students, regardless of house affiliation or purity of blood. It’s been called many things throughout the centuries; today it’s known as the Room of Requirement. 

    HEADCANON ACCEPTED

    ^^^^^^^^

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  10. capricorn-truths:

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    Follow me at capricorn-truths.tumblr.com 

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  11. h0t-n-nasty said: I don't like how it's always said that money and their job and status are the most important things in capricorn's life just because they are ambitious and determined. That affects other aspects too and not all capricorns sit in offices 24/7.

    capricorn101:

    I agree. I don’t like some of the stereotypes either, especially the ones saying we’re uptight, materialistic assholes…

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  12. "I’m sick and tired of being taken for granted by the people who I care about."

    zodiacsociety:

    - Capricorn (zodiacsociety)

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  13. "I’m strong and I’m real, and I guess someone people will always overlook the good that I’ve done, because they only judge by how I "do" that "good"."

    zodiacsociety:

    - Capricorn (zodiacsociety)

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  14. "At some point you realize you have to be closed-off, because you don’t want to get close to people and get let down again."

    zodiacsociety:

    - Capricorn (zodiacsociety)

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  15. I'm in my father's class at my high school. He said this today:

    Him: As some of you may not know, I'm a feminist.

    class: *laughs*

    Him: No, really, I am.

    Class: *laughs again*

    Him: Why is that funny?

    Asshole: Because you're a man, and you shouldn't think that way.

    Him: Well why not?

    Asshole: I dunno that's just the way that is.

    Him: I'm a feminist because of my wife. She and I have the EXACT same job. Yet, I make more than her.

    Class: *laughs*

    Him: Why is that funny? Shouldn't women be paid equally as men?

    Same Asshole: No, they're supposed to be in the kitchen.

    Him: *slams fist on asshole's desk* Why?

    Asshole: Because that's how it is.

    Him: Why?

    Asshole: That's their job.

    Him: Why?

    Asshole: *can't come up with another answer*

    Him: I'm a feminist because my wife has the exact same job, gets less pay, and with that, I can barely support my three children. If she got paid as much as me, life would be a bit easier for all of us.

    *note, my mother is a teacher like my father*

    Him: Women gave birth to us, and now, here in the state of Michigan, they can't even have their own rights? It's 2014 people! Grow up or get out of my class.

    Class: *silence*

    Him: Now.. Louis XVI

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